Dad jokes

Dad jokes; especially "Hi ___ I'm dad", have become a big part of Alpine history.

It started with fno112 saying a lot of "Hi, I'm dad jokes." Now, when someone says "I'm ____" there is always at least one person who responds back with "Hi ___ I'm dad." Other versions:

It also works when someone says I am ____.

Non-counting ones:

If someone says "I want to do this." you couldn't say "Hi want to do this I'm dad" as they never said they are "want to do this."

Examples:

I'm in danger someone help me.

Hi in danger someone help me, I'm dad.

Real Examples:

"ok im bored"

"Hi bored im dad"

"im gonna write a paragraph about the history of dad jokes on alpine realm"

"Hi im gonna write a paragraph about the history of dad jokes on alpine realm im dad"

"im almost done"

"hi almost done, Im sham"